mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

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clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

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delete that off the internet
my mom (via unclefather)

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

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tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM

gotitforcheap:

you can pretty much peer pressure any australian male into doing something by saying “don’t be a shit cunt” 

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goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

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powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

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if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

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justphamous:

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